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How can you possibly not love the Irish? These were actual "Personal Ads"
in the Dublin News:
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a
man
who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been
known to start fights on
Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée,
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this
cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after
a
few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the
arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a
lovely chest.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super
model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
Oh my god! That last one! Best, thing, ever!
LOL, Love them all. I'd love to know if any of them got responses.
excellent
Yeah they were excelent! *grin*. Wonder what kinda replies they would have gotten?
lol how about good adds but thumbs down for presentation on the guys part lol
I love them. Sounds like something my friend Dan would print just for the craic.